The Only Squat Im Doing Is Diddly Graphic Tee

Product Name: The Only Squat I’m Doing Is Diddly Tee

Description:
For those who believe squats belong on the farm, not at the gym. Our “The Only Squat I’m Doing Is Diddly” tee is a full-send salute to taking it easy, Midwest style. Front and center is our signature corn-on-the-cob mascot, rocking shades, cowboy boots, and a straw hat, posted up in front of a wooden fence like he owns the place—because he does.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is perfect for tailgates, lazy afternoons on the porch, or letting everyone at the grocery store know you’re not here to sweat. The crisp white backdrop makes the bold, vintage-inspired graphic pop, and the relaxed fit keeps you comfortable from sunrise to sundown.

Details:

• Unisex fit – relaxed and true to size

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, breathable

• Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printed design for high-detail, long-lasting color

• Tagless neck label for irritation-free comfort

• Available in sizes XS–5XL

Style Tip: Pair it with jeans, boots, and a laid-back attitude for maximum effect.

Perfect For:

• Farmers, ranchers, and professional porch-sitters

• Anyone who’d rather squat by a fence than under a barbell

• Folks who like their humor as homegrown as their sweet corn

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean